Fuzzu Political Parody Donald Cat Toy Supply

Fuzzu Political Parody Donald Cat Toy
It’s all about Donald! Our 8” Donald Classic cat toy features super-charged, top quality organic catnip, quaffed orange plush hair and flashy garb. Top-stitched floppy arms and legs inspire active play, strategic posing, and will initiate spirited debates on the floor. His well-heeled foot will inevitably end up in your cat’s mouth. “HILARIOUS GIFT: Our Donald cat toy is a wicked-good gift for cats and their people, no matter which way they lean. He’s a photo-opportunity begging to happen.MAKE YOUR PET’S TOY GREAT AGAIN: Donald’s winning smile and printed quips– “NY Loves Me” tie, a brochure titled “Great Wall Building for Idiots” and dollar-decorated socks–will keep your cat laughing all the way to the voting booth.
IT’S ORGANIC, BABY: Featuring U.S. grown certified organic catnip to get the party started! Our super-charged catnip releases an aromatic scent that’s irresistible (if you’re a cat).
NOTHING FAKE ABOUT THIS TOY: This is REAL live entertainment…Your cat’s delightful delirium will make today’s headlines!
NON-TOXIC: Crafted from premium non-toxic polyester fabric and printed with non-toxic ink, with accents of glowing orange plush and stuffed with fiberfill (and french fries and cheeseburgers…just kidding!). ” “We design FUZZU toys with original artwork that’s colorfully printed onto durable fabric. This distinctive style is blended with our unique brand of humor. Original packaging with a whimsical illustrated story is an added enhancement of each toy.
Created with originality, colorful detail, durability, quality materials and an irresistible sense of humor, FUZZU toys are for pets and for you!”