Fuzzu Political Parody Donald Special Edition Dog Toy Online

Fuzzu Political Parody Donald Special Edition Dog Toy
He’s new! He’s improved!! He’s the smartest, most popular, most powerful leader of dog toys in the world! Our Donald Special Edition dog toy features top-stitched floppy arms and legs to initiate spirited debates on the floor. A real conversation starter! Donald Special Edition dog toy features crazy orange fly-away plush hair and all new printed humorous details. His well-heeled foot will inevitably end up in your dog’s mouth! “HILARIOUS GIFT: Donald Special Edition dog toy is different! Created just for this election season, he’s our artfully hand-drawn, with all new full color details. We’ve added plenty of updated jokes and humor. Our political toy is a REALLY REALLY GREAT gift for dogs and their people, no matter which way they lean.
MAKE YOUR DOG’S TOY GREAT AGAIN: POTUS sports an “Electoral College Graduate” button, and a copy of “The Daily Fake News” in his pocket. His back includes the self-proclaimed statement; “I’m the Chosen one”.
NOTHING FAKE ABOUT THIS TOY: We’ve added fortified seams, a bottom gusset and top-stitching at the elbows and knees for easy sitting and strategic posing. A squeaker is included for good, loud media exposure.
ENTERTAINMENT AT ITS FINEST: Donald Special Edition is a real attention-getter with his beautifully bronzed cheeks, cheese-puff orange plush hair, and all new humorous details. Great for sitting and strategic posing (a photo-opportunity just begging to happen). “Dog vs. Donald” is better than reality TV!
NON-TOXIC: Crafted from premium non-toxic polyester canvas fabric and printed with non-toxic ink, with accents of glowing orange plush and stuffed with fiberfill (and french fries and cheeseburgers…just kidding!). ” “We design FUZZU toys with original artwork that’s colorfully printed onto durable fabric. This distinctive style is blended with our unique brand of humor. Original packaging with a whimsical illustrated story is an added enhancement of each toy.
Created with originality, colorful detail, durability, quality materials and an irresistible sense of humor, FUZZU toys are for pets and for you!”